The Young Brooklyn Painter

Food enthusiast Mike Kelton stops shoppers on the streets of Brooklyn to ask the all-important question: What’s in your grocery bag? His first victim: a painter with an affinity for almonds.

Released on 5/16/2014

Credits

Starring: Mike Kelton

Transcript

00:02
I feel connected with you. (passerby screams)
00:03
Oh, hey guy!
00:04
Love your beard!
00:05
We're in Brooklyn, everybody.
00:06
(upbeat music)
00:09
Mike Kelton here, and I'm on the streets
00:10
of Brooklyn with Epicurious.
00:12
Hello!
00:13
Hi.
00:14
What's your name?
00:15
Oh, it's Morgan.
00:15
Would you like to play one of my favorite games?
00:17
What's in your grocery bag?
00:18
I don't know if I understand what you just said to me.
00:21
So, I'm just gonna slip on in here,
00:23
I'm just gonna go through...
00:24
These are almonds, you guys,
00:26
so... I like to buy in bulk.
00:27
You gotta buy in bulk, 'cause the end of the world
00:29
could be coming.
00:30
It's like, if you had an almond mistletoe up here,
00:33
and here are my lips.
00:34
Oh, okay.
00:36
[Mike] Oh, wow! (laughing)
00:37
Food coloring, so we know that you're into arts and crafts.
00:41
You know, there's almond extract in here.
00:43
What's this about, extractly?
00:46
(uncomfortable laughter)
00:47
Let's talk about your menu for a second.
00:49
Okay.
00:49
You're gonna go home, what are you gonna make?
00:51
An almond tart.
00:52
Almond tart...
00:55
That's it.
00:56
All that stuff and that's it?
00:57
It's 'cause everything's made out of almonds.
00:59
Hey guys, I'm Mike Kelton, and I'm here to say
01:01
you better subscribe to the Epicurious channel.
01:04
But above all, stay epicurious!
01:09
Oh my god, is that blood on your shirt?
01:10
Oh no, it's paint.
01:12
It's paint. This is my painting outfit.
01:14
(upbeat music)