The Latin Lover

Comedian Mike Kelton pops champagne on the street with a latin lover whose grocery bag is filled with romantic date essentials.

Released on 5/23/2014

Credits

Starring: Mike Kelton
Director: Josh Ruben and Vincent Peone

Transcript

00:02
Keep it real.
00:03
Got to keep it real, every day of my life.
00:05
I have a tattoo.
00:07
I'm Mike Kelton, and we're here
00:09
on the streets of Brooklyn with Epicurious.
00:11
Oh, we got one!
00:12
Would you like to play my favorite game,
00:14
What's In Your Grocery Bag?
00:15
That's your favorite game?
00:16
It's my favorite game. Sure, sure.
00:18
Let's play. Kind of weird, but sure.
00:19
First, we got
00:21
some yogurt-covered pretzels.
00:24
No, that's for the girls.
00:25
Oh, we got a Latin lover over here, love it!
00:28
What is this?
00:29
Barley with to make the beer with, uh?
00:31
This is like petite dejeuner.
00:33
Petite dejeuner. You're French or whatever?
00:35
No, Chile!
00:36
He also got, we got a fish.
00:38
This is for your date tonight?
00:39
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, exactly.
00:41
You're a good cook and a sexy Latin lover.
00:43
And with champagne too, hm?
00:45
Oh, we forgot, you guys.
00:46
You gotta have champagne at home, because -
00:49
you know, I think it's illegal in America to -
00:51
Oh, opa, okay, so, we're breaking the laws.
00:54
Menu, tonight, sexy Latin lover,
00:56
making a fish for his gal at home,
00:58
drinking champagne, loving it to death.
01:00
I'm Mike Kelton, I'm breaking the laws
01:02
on the streets of Brooklyn, this is Epicurious.
01:06
We'll see ya in France. Number one.
01:08
We loved it. *beep* France,
01:08
it's not France! What?
01:09
Oh, it just - Chile!
01:11
Chile!