The Junk Food Lover
Comedian Mike Kelton finds Phoebe leaving the grocery store on a rainy night in NYC. When he takes a peek inside of her grocery bag, he uncovers an eclectic mix of sweets.
Released on 6/6/2014
Wee wee, she must be French.
She has two, which goes
(imitates clanking sound)
Hi guys, I'm Mike Kelton,
and we're on the streets of Brooklyn,
playing my favorite game with Epicurious.
How are you?
What's your name?
Hi, I'm Phoebe.
Say hello to the world, Phoebe.
Let's play my favorite game.
This is called What's in Your Grocery Bag?
You ready to play?
You want me to hold it?
Oh my god, that would be great.
We got prunes, you guys.
What do prunes do?
They take away the toxins in your body
and they make your body look sexy.
Oh, well yeah, thanks.
Oh my god, you're like the cop from Die Hard.
Eggs and a baguette.
If these eggs start cracking on your counter,
you know who I'm calling.
You're a good girl, you're French, and you're in Die Hard.
You better subscribe to the Epicurious channel.
But above all, stay Epicurious!
What do you do with celery?
You swat people you don't like with it.
You smack them in between the eyes with it,
which is bad because you're in trouble now.