The Juice Cleanse Girls

Comedian Mike Kelton bumps into two Brooklyn roommates who are about to embark on a cleanse. Naturally, he finds many healthy options as he looks through their grocery bags.

Released on 7/18/2014

Credits

Starring: Mike Kelton

Transcript

00:02
This stuff is fun
00:03
'cause you've got to cook with this stuff.
00:05
And who knows where it's gonna go,
00:06
who knows what you're going to do with it,
00:08
but it's fun.
00:12
Hey guys, I'm Mike Kelton
00:13
and we're on the streets of Brooklyn with Epicurious
00:15
playing one of my favorite games,
00:16
'What's in Your Grocery Bag?'
00:18
Hello ladies, how ya doing today?
00:21
You guys wanna play one of my favorite games?
00:22
Okay, sure.
00:23
Oh, greens.
00:24
It's part of a cleanse.
00:25
I just love tomatoes.
00:27
Have one.
00:27
'Cause to me it says like, 'I'm a healthy gal
00:30
and I love what I do.'
00:32
Try some.
00:34
Do you guys both cook?
00:36
Yeah. Yeah, I mean we prepare.
00:38
This is an artichoke, which leads me to believe
00:40
that you two like a challenge.
00:42
'Cause have you ever tried to eat an artichoke.
00:44
Hardest thing you've ever done in your life.
00:45
What's on the menu for tonight?
00:47
A good old Tuscan dinner.
00:49
You're gonna write a blog post about it tomorrow.
00:51
Oh!
00:52
You're gonna be cool with it.
00:53
We've got tomatoes on the floor.
00:55
Cut the tomatoes out of the recipe.
00:56
Hey guys, I'm Mike Kelton
00:58
and I'm here to say you've better subscribe
01:00
to the Epicurious channel.
01:01
But above all, stay epicurious!
01:06
You guys cook together?
01:07
Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes.
01:08
You guys cook together in your underwear?
01:10
During the summertime.
01:11
We don't have AC, so...
01:12
Yeah. (laughs)
01:13
This is every straight man's fantasy right now actually.