Comedian Mike Kelton is shocked by what he finds in Valerie's grocery bag. Let's just say someone has a serious snack habit!
Released on 6/27/2014
|Director:||Josh Ruben and Vincent Peone|
You're happy, you're living your life,
you're going to the club, trying to gain weight
'cause you want a big bum!
♫ Hey guys
♫ My name is Mike Kelton
I'm on the streets of Brooklyn with Epicurious.
I'm sorry to stop you, what's your name?
Actually, I'm in a really big rush.
Oh, I know, we're gonna play a super fun game!
You love it to death!
Wow, we got whipped cream, you guys.
So we know that she loves,
what is that, American pie?
What is that? Dessert.
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
We got some Cheez Whiz.
This is a lotta cheese and cream.
Are you trying to bulk up for a bodybuilding competition?
'Cause I like to snack a lot.
You like to snack on stuff that's really high in calories.
But I say go for it!
You wanna gain weight girl?
You do your thing!
Here, you're probably going home right now,
you're just gonna make a good old weightlifting meal,
do those squats, do those bench presses in the morning.
You're gonna call your ex-boyfriend,
and you're gonna tell him that you miss him,
but you don't want him back.
I don't, I really don't.
Hey guys, I'm Mike Kelton.
And I'm here to say, you better subscribe to the
But above all, stay Epicurious!
You wanna touch my butt?
I do squats constantly.