The Millennial

Comedian Mike Kelton meets Tony, a New York transplant, outside of a grocery store in New York and finds a LOT of sugary, processed foods in his grocery bag. He hasn’t cooked a meal since he moved to the city, but he hopes his sweets will help him attract the ladies.

Released on 7/25/2014

Credits

Starring: Mike Kelton
Featuring: Tony Hernandez
Director: Josh Ruben and Vincent Peone

Transcript

00:00
(upbeat music)
00:02
None of this stuff is cookable!
00:03
None of it!
00:04
I haven't cooked a meal since I moved to New York.
00:07
Oh my god, get in here.
00:09
It's a sad, sad night for you.
00:12
(upbeat music)
00:14
Hi Guys, I'm Mike Kelton.
00:15
And I'm on the streets of Brooklyn with Epicurious
00:17
playing my favorite game, What's In Your Grocery Bag!
00:20
Sir, sir!
00:21
Would you like to play a game with me?
00:22
Depends on what it is.
00:23
You're gonna love it to death.
00:25
So let's check it out here.
00:27
You got some 99 cent popcorn.
00:29
You know what my mom always says.
00:31
You buy something for 99 cents,
00:33
your husband's going to leave you.
00:35
Next we get another 99 cent sour belts.
00:39
You know what candies give you?
00:40
They give you cavities.
00:42
Alright, what else do we have in this bag?
00:44
The ladies love it.
00:46
You've got some good old ladies at home?
00:47
Working on it.
00:48
I think you need to cut down on the candy
00:51
and focus more on some healthy foods
00:54
if you want those ladies.
00:55
You're going home tonight and you know what you're cooking?
00:58
You're cooking up some cavities.
01:00
Hey guys, I'm Mike Kelton and I'm here to say
01:03
you better subscribe to the Epicurious channel
01:05
but above all, stay Epicurious!
01:10
Say I'm a lady right now and you're trying to pick me up,
01:12
how would you pick me up singing that?
01:14
♫ Sweets for my sweets, sweets for my sweets.
01:18
♫ Sweets for my sweets
01:20
(upbeat music)