The Little Old Lady

Comedian Mike Kelton finds a lovely lady on the streets of Brooklyn with a passion for green food. While exploring the contents of her grocery bag, Mike expands his palate and tries seaweed for the first time. Hilarity ensues.

Released on 6/13/2014

Credits

Starring: Mike Kelton

Transcript

00:00
(energetic music)
00:02
Can you hold this?
00:03
I don't have a lot of time.
00:04
I have a lot of time, I don't have a job.
00:06
(funky music)
00:08
Hi guys, my name is Mike Kelton,
00:10
and I'm here with Epicurious.
00:11
Hello!
00:12
Would you like to play What's in Your Grocery Bag?
00:15
Will it take very long?
00:16
Not long at all, just probably like seven seconds.
00:18
'Cause I've got some stuff in here
00:19
that needs to go in the fridge.
00:20
Do you mind if I just take a little peek?
00:21
[Woman] Wait a sec--
00:22
Honestly, I love limes to death.
00:24
Have you ever had tequila?
00:25
Not in a long time.
00:26
You gotta, do you know that song, Ay, Tequila!
00:30
Lots of greens in here.
00:31
Lots of greens.
00:31
What is this?
00:32
This is asparagus?
00:33
No, these are spring onions, young man.
00:35
Spring onions.
00:36
Green's my favorite color and I like green food, so--
00:39
Are you related to Gumby?
00:40
What is this?
00:41
This is made out of seaweed.
00:43
Open these up.
00:44
You know what? You wanna taste it?
00:45
We gotta do it.
00:46
I've never had seaweed before in my life.
00:47
Oh, you haven't?
00:48
It's absolutely delicious.
00:49
Never.
00:49
It's really good.
00:50
(crunching)
00:51
It is scrumptious. (Mike gagging)
00:54
(coughing)
00:55
Are you okay?
00:56
I think I'm allergic to this.
00:57
No, I don't think so, nothing's happening.
00:57
I think I'm allergic.
00:58
(moaning)
00:59
I don't think so.
01:00
You're laughing, and I'm dying.
01:02
Subscribe to the Epicurious channel to see what's cookin'.
01:05
(whooshing)
01:06
What else you got in here, huh?
01:08
That's my wallet.
01:09
That's a purse!
01:10
Oh I'm not gonna steal it, I have a 401K, come on.
01:12
(funky music)