How to Play Real Life Mario Kart Outside a Grocery Store
Comedian Mike Kelton runs in to two Whitney Houston lovers outside of a grocery store in Brooklyn, and can’t help but burst into song with them.
Released on 8/15/2014
|Director:||Josh Ruben and Vincent Peone|
I see you're using plastic, so I'm cued off to know
that you guys are bad human beings,
there's an orca whale that's gonna die.
Woo! Hey guys, I'm Mike Kelton,
and I'm on the streets of Brooklyn with Epicurious.
Hello ladies, what's going on?
We're playing one of my favorite games,
do you guys wanna play?
We'd love to.
Okay, first thing I see...
You guys, will you hold this for me?
Thank you so much.
So is this for you guys to share, split?
That one's for me.
[Mike] That's only for him. Just for...
It's all for you.
He loves you. He supports you.
You guys are making me feel warm inside.
There's a dead whale somewhere because of that plastic bag,
but, these raspberries are good for you,
and good for the earth.
Alright, we got a... (laughing)
Are you trying to kill somebody?
We all saw Donkey Kong.
Mario is happening.
It's actually for real life Mario Kart later.
This goes on the floor, if someone slips and falls,
and dies, it's on your neck.
Do you guys like Whitney Houston?
Yes. Love, love Whitney Houston.
Okay, alright, well let's sing it.
♫ Yeah I wanna cook with somebody
♫ With somebody who loves me
Do you guys love each other?
[Man With Glasses] Sure do.
Subscribe to the Epicurious channel to see what's cooking.
I wanna come to your wedding.
Let me tell you something, at your wedding,
if there's plastic covers on those tables,
I'm gonna be so pissed.