How to Play Real Life Mario Kart Outside a Grocery Store

Comedian Mike Kelton runs in to two Whitney Houston lovers outside of a grocery store in Brooklyn, and can’t help but burst into song with them.

Released on 8/15/2014

Credits

Starring: Mike Kelton
Director: Josh Ruben and Vincent Peone

Transcript

00:02
I see you're using plastic, so I'm cued off to know
00:04
that you guys are bad human beings,
00:06
there's an orca whale that's gonna die.
00:08
(upbeat music)
00:11
Woo! Hey guys, I'm Mike Kelton,
00:12
and I'm on the streets of Brooklyn with Epicurious.
00:15
Hello ladies, what's going on?
00:16
We're playing one of my favorite games,
00:17
do you guys wanna play?
00:18
We'd love to.
00:19
Okay, first thing I see...
00:20
You guys, will you hold this for me?
00:22
Thank you so much.
00:23
So is this for you guys to share, split?
00:25
That one's for me.
00:26
[Mike] That's only for him. Just for...
00:27
It's all for you.
00:28
He loves you. He supports you.
00:29
He does.
00:30
You guys are making me feel warm inside.
00:32
Raspberries.
00:33
There's a dead whale somewhere because of that plastic bag,
00:36
but, these raspberries are good for you,
00:38
and good for the earth.
00:39
Alright, we got a... (laughing)
00:42
Are you trying to kill somebody?
00:44
We all saw Donkey Kong.
00:45
Mario is happening.
00:46
It's actually for real life Mario Kart later.
00:48
This goes on the floor, if someone slips and falls,
00:50
and dies, it's on your neck.
00:53
Do you guys like Whitney Houston?
00:54
Yes. Love, love Whitney Houston.
00:56
Okay, alright, well let's sing it.
00:59
♫ Yeah I wanna cook with somebody
01:02
(beat-boxing)
01:03
♫ With somebody who loves me
01:06
Do you guys love each other?
01:07
[Man With Glasses] Sure do.
01:09
Subscribe to the Epicurious channel to see what's cooking.
01:14
I wanna come to your wedding.
01:15
Let me tell you something, at your wedding,
01:16
if there's plastic covers on those tables,
01:18
I'm gonna be so pissed.